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🔌Review - Monster Energy - Ultra Punk Punch

With can art depicting raging speakers, skateboards, skulls, and lightning, Monster Energy's Punk Punch is part of the low calorie Ultra lineup and brings with it a fruity flare, semisweet and still with that classic Ultra bend tingle. It's basically a zero-sugar version of the previous "Pacific Punch" offering, a deeper cut favorite of many. Monster rolled out Punk Punch in early 2026 and anecdotally sales seem to be pretty solid. 🛒 Price:  $3.75  - Academy Sports and Outdoors ✨Calories:  10 ,  16oz. can 🍵 Caffeine:  150mg, slightly less than a cup of coffee 👅 Flavor:  About what you'd expect for fruit punch plus a bit of the underlying Ultra Citrus to which we're all accustomed. Pineapple, Orange, Apple, and some sort of red fruit, perhaps cherry or strawberry. It's a little less bright and and has less bite than the standard Ultra, closer to a carbonated Hawaiian punch.  🧪 Ingredients:  Around the same as the rest of Monster's Ultra editio...
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🥃Review #86: George Dickel 12Year Bottled-in-Bond 2024 Distilled Spring 2011

Produced by Cascade Hollow Distilling Company in Tullahoma, Tennessee, George Dickel is a Diageo property and this 12-year-old bottled-in-bond has consistently challenged expectations for what 10+ year whisky should cost. This offering as well as a number of high-age single barrels were the brainchild of one Nicole Austin who became the general manager and lead distiller of Cascade Hollow in March 2018, having previously worked in Ireland and in New York as a master blender. Dickel first introduced this offering in 2019 and it quickly amassed some reasonable hardware across multiple spirits competitions. George A. Dickel, a German immigrant, was an successful Nashville merchant when he entered the whisky wholesale business, garnering a reputation for selling some of the smoothest, most mellow spirits in the region. Dickel always spelled whisky without the "e" believing that American brands should strive to the excellence of producers in Scotland. of  When the Cascade Hollow ...

🔌Review - Costco's Kirkland Sparkling Energy Drink - Orange

Released earlier this year in 2026, the Kirkland Sparkling Energy Drink lineup features three flavors: Orange, Tropical, and Peach. The style, ingredients, and caffeine content seem to be talking aim directly at recent CPG success, Celsius Energy. It echoes that brands "clean" veneer with no high fructose corn syrup, GMO ingredients, or artificial colorings.  🛒 Price:  $16.99/12 ~$1.42/each - Costco. Celsius is normally around $20 without sales, so figure around 25 cents savings per can vs. full sticker which is around 15% savings. I'm seeing Celsius sales prices that match or are cheaper than the Kirkland pricing which does make me wonder a bit about the relative value of going generic.  ✨Calories:  10 ,  12oz. can 🍵 Caffeine:  200mg, around a third more than a cup of coffee, more than Monster and Red Bull - similar to Celsius. 👅 Flavor:  Very effervescent, I get tons of bubbles - close to Red Bull and more than Celsius. It does have a thinner mout...

🔌Review - Monster Energy - Ultra Wild Passion

Ultra Wild Passion was introduced in early 2024 as Monster Energy’s tangy take on the tropical passionfruit profile. It focuses on a tart, zesty experience with the same "crackle" as the rest of the portfolio, avoiding the syrup and nectar texture of the Juice Monster line. The embossed can art features a lush jungle-scape with corresponding animals (jaguar, snake, elephant, chameleon). Is passionfruit really the fruit of unbridled desire? Let's find out. 🛒 Price:  $2.99  - Home Depot ✨Calories:  10 ,  16oz. can 🍵 Caffeine:  150mg, slightly less than a cup of coffee 👅 Flavor: I'm actually a bit reminded of Monster's Blue Hawaiian . This has the same very citrus forward mouth that fights a bit with the passionfruit flavor. I didn't get much of the passionfruit until the transition into the finish and it seems a little odd as a flavor combination overall. Mouthfeel is bright and tingly like the rest of the Ultra line. 🧪 Ingredients: Wild Passion sticks pret...

☕Review - La Colombe - Mocha Draft Latte

Another solid ready-to-drink canned latte from Philadelphia coffee institution, La Colombe, Mocha offers a sweet cold brew experience in a convenient package with a chocolate flair. La Colombe uses a in-can oxygen barrier to keep it fresh and Nitrous Oxide to help create a micro-foam head and silky texture. Marketed as a cleaner alternative to typical bottled coffee drinks, it has a simple ingredient list and uses sugar instead of corn syrup and Alkalized (Dutched) Cocoa to provide the mocha chocolate flavor at around a third of the added sugar of the average RTD coffee. There is also added lactase to make it easier to digest for those with sensitivities to lactose (more recent iterations have gone lactose free). It comes in both 11oz. and 9oz. iterations both floating around $3-4. Note that La Colombe is rolling our a new package and allegedly new recipe for Mocha; this is the old version widely available in 2025/early 2026.  🌍 Origin:  Unknown, a blend that likely drifts ov...