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🔌Review - 3D Energy - Spicy Mango

Originally produced under the brand name UP Energy, 3D Energy rebranded in 2018 and is positioned as a clean, daily performance drink filling a niche between pre-workout and high-sugar, soda-segment energy drinks. Briefly aligned with Congo Brands, the company is now back under founder control, having undergone a "v2" Reformulation Era, eliminating artificial food dyes, modernizing label transparency, and adjusting liquid weight to reduce fullness while training. The brand features matte 16oz cans with simple geometric art and limited design. 3D launched the interesting and polarizing Spicy Mango flavor in January of 2026. All 3D iterations are zero sugar and are more lightly carbonated to reduce gastrointestinal distress while exercising. There isn't much "sweet and spicy" available on the market, so I'm very intrigued to try this iteration! 🛒 Price: $25.99/12, website redirects to Amazon. I snagged this for $1 with a QT Coupon. ✨Calories: 10 , 16oz. can...
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🥃Review 105: Larceny Barrel Proof Private Barrel

Named for John E. Fitzgerald, an excise man who loved to sneak tastes of some of the best bourbon right out of the rickhouse, Larceny is Heaven Hill's main wheated brand. With both a 92-proof flagship line and batched barrel proof edition, Heaven Hill also allows private barrel picks. Larceny has traditionally competed with Rebel and moved at a few dollars less than Maker's Mark, and the brand underwent a bit of a transformation in 2020 with the launch of the barrel proof line, the B batch of which won Whiskey Advocate's #1 Whiskey of the Year. Picks are typically selected on-site or via correspondence from a lineup of 3-4 barrel samples pulled from specific aging locations. Disclaimer: while most producers select interesting or high-quality barrels for their pick programs, profiles can vary widely and may sometimes be "off-brand". 🛒 Sourced: $39.99 for 750ml from Tower Beer, Wine, and Spirits, GA - A bargain even before the $20 rebate from Heaven Hill. Probabl...

🥃Review 104: Found North Private Barrel Rye S5 Sauternes

Found North is the brainchild of brothers Nick and Zach Taylor with the stated goal of making Canadian Whisky that appeals to the most passionate of enthusiasts. While most historic Canadian brands are smooth and light bodied, the Taylor brothers emphasize full-proof, unadulterated blends often with interesting finishes. Unlike most single barrel programs, Found North utilizes a blended finishing process by which the core blend for each "season" is batched and then re-racked into finish barrels. Picks occur from the individual finished casks. Component whiskies are sourced from a variety of Canadian distillers at high age points. This bottle is from Season Five which is an experiment crossing high maturity rye with casks sourced from Europe. It is finished in ex-sauternes casks. I was not familiar with Sauternes but it is a sweet white wine from the region of the same name in France. Sauternes wine is made from a combination of Sémillon, sauvignon blanc, and muscadelle grape...

🥃Review 103: Dark Arts Pinot Noir Cask Strength Private Barrel

Co-founded by CEO David Peet and Chief Blender Macaulay Minton,  Dark Arts Whiskey House is a Lexington, Kentucky-based independent blending, rebarreling, and finishing operation. They specialize in double-barrel and other exotic finishes, in this case white Port & Pinot Noir win casks. The distiller is MGP/Ross & Squibb in Indiana with Dark Arts then doing the aging, blending, and bottling in Kentucky. While the major batches have both white port and pinot noir finished components, split for finishing and then batched together, the private barrels are almost entirely based on just the pinot noir finished bourbon.  🛒 Sourced: $49.99 for 750ml from Tower Beer, Wine, and Spirits, GA - discounted deeply from its shelf price of $95. Guess picks aren't moving. 🧪 Proof: 112.04 proof, 56.02% ABV - usually between 111/114 proof, full but not too much. 🎨 Color: R5 - Ruddy red brown, nice color indeed. 🥔 Mash Bill & Production:  60% Corn, 4% Barley, 36% Rye - Ve...

🔌Review - Alani Nu - Pink Slush

Since its founding in 2018 by fitness influencer Katy Hearn and husband Haydn Schneider, Alani Nu (now part of Celsius Holdings) is known for shaking-up the traditionally male-focused energy drink industry by focusing on female consumers. Alani's branding and can design emphasize bright and vibrant color palettes while prominently featuring women and traditionally female activities. The vibes-based plan seems to have gained traction with the brand surpassing a $1.8Billion valuation during its aquisition. Beyond energy drinks, Alani Nu's catalog also has pre-workout, shakes, snacks, and energy stick offerings alongside a stable of influencers. Pink Slush  debuted in 2024 featuring a high-contrast pink pastel can with minimalist slushie icons. The flavor profile strongly channels nostalgia and targets a strawberries and cream soda. Its initial marketing push prominently featured many celebrities including Paris Hilton.  🛒 Price: $16.59 for 12 cans, note this reflects a nationa...

🔌Review - C4 - Cosmic Rainbow

The flagship brand of nutrition giant Nutrabolt, Cellucor and energy brand C4 are long-time players in the space, having launched their first energy beverage, C4 powder, in 2014 with a canned version following in 2018. Marketing has long been targeted directly to gym-goers and bodybuilders. Today, you'll see two varieties of cans: yellow which is aimed at athletic performance and endurance, and black, which focuses on brain function and concentration. Minority investor Keurig Dr Pepper provides nationwide logistics. Cosmic Rainbow replaced a co-branded Skittles offering when a number of candy-themed licensing agreements expired in 2024, purportedly keeping the same flavor profile. 🛒 Price: $1.75 each at Publix on sale, typically around $3. Website pricing is $27.99/12ct. ✨Calories: 5 , 16oz. can 🍵 Caffeine: 200mg, slightly more than the same volume of coffee 👅 Flavor: They definitely nailed the whole Skittles-adjacent thing, tastes like a mixed mouthful of those candies plus t...

🥃Review 102: Costco's Kirkland Single Barrel Bourbon 2026

Produced by Barton 1792, a holding of the same Sazerac that also operates Buffalo Trace, this special offering has been a rare sight at US Costcos for the last few years. Though I've previously had a good amount of both the occasionally offensive  Kirkland Small Batch and solid  Bottled-in-Bond , the Single Barrel has proved most elusive. In my native Georgia, we only got two pallets in 2025! The fact that they sat for more than a day shows just how much the bourbon boom has tapered off; I'm still showing them in-stock a week later.  Kirkland Single Barrel Bourbon provides a huge value, undercutting Total Wine's rival Wolcott Rickhouse Reserve by a good bit even though the juice is likely just about the same (there is some small difference as I somewhat proved in a long  blind tasting battery ). Further details are sparse, but Master Distiller Danny Kahn's name is on the bottle which has to mean something. 🛒 Sourced:  29.99 at Costco Perimeter, GA for 1 liter...